So your boss has been screwing you around, You want revenge!!!! here hows
Screw their car.
bosses will definitely drive a car, there are a few despicable tricks to use.
this should take 1 mins to perform.
Items you need
- 1 Toilet roll.
- 1 small bottle of mineral water.
- 1 30 cm ruler
- 1 plastic bag
- 1 backpack to hide all your equipment in
- Nerves of Steel
- first unroll toilet roll and lump them into balls, adding water to it to form a ball slightly larger than the exhaust pipe. you will approximately need 10 balls for this to be effective. [you can do this prior to arriving at work]
- place them in a plastic bag
- Timing to execute this is of most importance, choose a time where the carpark is not frequented by anyone. usually 10am is a good time.
- Take care to evade the security cameras, but fear not, cameras are often located at the entry and exit points only. Just make sure u aren't caught on camera.
- upon reaching the car, immediately squat down as low as possible and start stuffing the balls into the exhaust pipe with the ruler. Take care not to have the ruler stuck in the exhaust.
- Keep in mind that the key is to block the output of the exhaust.
no, your boss's car will not burst into a ball of fire, what happens is that the blocked engine burns fuel less efficiently, hence producing more carbon monoxide. The increase in carbon monoxide further cause more inefficient combustion, ultimately leading to engine failure. Or worst if your boss enjoys having sex in the car with the engines turned on. then you will be a murderer.
Of course if you want to be a murderer you could just simply take a hammer to clobber that damn bitch's face.But that would be downright illegal.
Super Glue Pranks!!!
The wonder liquid that binds flesh to metal like none other. But U gotta use the best,
Gorrilla Glue The name itself seems destined for prank jobs.
Items required
- Gorilla Super Glue
- A pair of Scissors
- 1 plastic bag
- Nerves of Steel
- Walk to the car, evading any camera as necessary
- Approaching the driver's seat car door, take out the scissors and super glue
- Cut of the bottom end of the super glue tube.
- reach out for the driver's seat car handle with the super glue in your hand, squeeze them all on the underside of the handle.
- With the plastic bag opened in your side pocket, throw the super glue and the cut off portion in it with your glue-free hand
- Take note not to let your dirty hand touch anything, you now have 1 min to rush to the nearest toilet before the glue sets.
the super glue when applied in large portion will first form an outer crust. This will prevent the further hardening of the remaining glue.
For a normal person to open a door handle, the strength used will be more than sufficient to break the crust and the super glue will ooze out and bind the bitch to the precious car.
